Which tennis players would survive Game of Thrones?

When Rain Stops Play

Roger Federer would not survive. Elder statesmen come to sticky ends in Westeros. Grace and talent is not enough to keep a man on the Iron Throne.

Maria Sharapova would not survive. Icy queens can scheme their way to the top, but their end will come and it will be ugly. It is known.

Novak Djokovic would not survive. He is too dominant to be allowed to live, and one day someone will usurp him.

Garbiñe Muguruza would not survive. She challenged the queen, and the queen will not stand for it.

Rafael Nadal would not survive.He is too principled and naive, and his best years are behind him. He would be beheaded.

Genie Bouchard would not survive. Not even as the heir apparent to the blonde crown of Nike.

Grigor Dimitrov would not survive. A crown of gold to match his black heart, perhaps?

Victoria Azarenka would not survive…

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